Even More Flotsam and Jetsam

Including My Favorite Takeaway from Tucker Carlson's Interview with Vladimir Putin

All right. I’ll go there first: My fave takeaway from Tucker Carlson’s interview with Vladimir Putin was the Russian translator’s correct pronunciation of “Kiev.”

He didn’t say “Keeve,” as in “skeeve.” He pronounced it “Key-yev,” like that old-timey chicken recipe that WASPy 1950s moms made.

So take that, you Bidenary advocates who’ve undeservedly adopted a haughty, highfalutin, snotty-ass place above those you deem to be the unwashed masses.

KEY-YEV! CHICKEN FRIC’N’ KEY-YEV!

About the interview itself:

Tucker: Why did you invade Ukraine?

Putin: “. . . Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really.

At the age of twelve I received my first scribe.

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there . . .”¹

Brace yourself for astrobabble (which is nonetheless true!):

Putin the Libra could not condense his thoughts regarding his prefatory remarks about the history relevant to the current situation between Russia and US satellite Ukraine.

Aquarius, Gemini, and Libra, representing the air element, sometimes have this, er, problem, wherein we want to give EVERY dadgum detail and can’t edit ourselves.

I’ll leave the contextual critical analysis of this historic interview to others. If you’ve read my missives, you know that I think Ukraine is (1) a shithole run by Nazis (since at least WWII), (2) a slush fund for Left-Right corrupt-o-crats in the USA and other Western-world countries, and (3) the home of bioweapons labs and baby “factories.”

Supporting President (eye roll) Zelensky is a scam and a sham perpetrated on Western-world citizens who “merely skim the surface of thought.”

And the hypocrisy of what’s left of the mainstream media shills and the guilty deep-state (entrenched bureaucrats)/globalist (one world but you ain’t in it) criminal culprits (like Hillary Clinton) is astounding! You have to be sleepwalking to not see it!

Below: Video of CNN’s Erin Burnett creaming herself over the littlest Nazi, Volodymyr Zelensky, during her votive offering—I mean professional journalistic interview—with him:

He likes AC/DC but admits he doesn’t understand all the words . . . God. Help. Us. (Hope he understands those words.)

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Over and out for now. A note about Russell Brand (whom I like) and the invasion of the USA (which I don’t like) later. Followed by another “Thanks for Making Us Sound Smarter” missive in which I will leave the correct choices to you, dear readers (whom I DO like and hope are well, happy, and prosperous, and safe from all harm).

1. Spoken by the character called Dr. Evil (Mike Myers) in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997).